I could start this post by simply launching into the story of how I was once targeted by Disney scammers, but I’m an ADHD kid – I bury the lede by nature. So first I have to tell you how we got here: Pat and I have been receiving a fair number of phishing text messages lately, plus I’ve...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: Jockey Lindsey’s Hangar Bar Review
Alas, the day has come: this Jocky Lindsey’s Hangar Bar review is my last post for my December 2017 trip report. Now comes the long dark stretch between now and November’s Wine & Dine Half trip. But why dwell on such tragedies when there is delicious food and drink to be had? My friends, we now return to Jock Lindsey’s...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: Spice Road Table Review
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. Spice Road Table has never been popular. The reviews I’ve read have been pretty good, but the restaurant never seems to find favor with guests. Nevertheless, when I was selecting a Candlelight Processional dining package, I gravitated to it immediately. I knew it had just...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: Be Our Guest Review
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. Remember when Be Our Guest was, like, THE dining reservation to have? I mean, I guess it still kinda is, but I never really got into the hype. Despite its general popularity, Beauty & The Beast was never a huge favorite of mine as a child, and aside...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: Behind The Seeds Tour
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. I have had Epcot’s Behind the Seeds tour on my to-do list for literally years. Which is ridiculous because it’s one of WDW’s cheapest, easiest to book tours ever. But that very accessibility is what makes it so easy to skip when other things come up, you...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: Lunch at Sanaa
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. Remember when Sanaa was a hidden gem and you could waltz right in? Those were the days. Now word has gotten out about how awesome this restaurant in Kidani Village is, and an ADR is a must. Since my mom raved about our visit there in 2013,...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: Caring For Giants Tour
Sooooo I totally interrupted this trip report with a trip report of my WDW Marathon weekend trip. Let’s jump back to the December 2017 trip, cool? If you need a refresher, you can see all the posts in this report here. I have been trying – and failing – to book a Dining with an Imagineer reservation at Sanaa for...
Continue readingIn Which Jenn Goes On All-Star Runs
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. In a Walt Disney World trip diaspora dominated by races, there’s not usually a ton of room for training runs. When you’re pounding out a half or even a full marathon (or both and more!) you don’t exactly want to pile it on. And so when...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: 12/02
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. A point in Trip Report Day 3’s favor: We got significantly more sleep on a whole. Point against Day 3: We felt a little sicker. So… call it a wash? We got up, got ready, and headed out for Disney’s Animal Kingdom later than I would...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: 12/01
It’s trip report time! You can see all the posts in this report here. We pick up the next morning with me bouncing out of bed at 6am and going for a run, because if a trip doesn’t have a race built in you just have to do it yourself. I’ll do a full post on running around the...
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