Okay, kids, let’s do what Disney couldn’t – today we’re going to find a new home in Walt Disney World for the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights! WAIT, WHAT’S THE OSBORNE FAMILY SPECTACLE OF DANCING LIGHTS? Alas and alack, it’s been long enough now that some of you might not know what I’m talking about. You can just...
Continue readingThe Muppets’ Most Important Life Lesson
As a Disney enthusiast, you are no doubt aware that one of the potential spots for the newly announced Monsters Inc. door coaster is – gasp! – Muppets Courtyard, home of the seminal film “MuppetVision 3D.” This would be a HUGE LOSS. Which is why we will be focusing on the Muppets in this edition of Happy Friday, my...
Continue readingIt’s Time For A Disney Snack Roundup!
Christmas in July is here! I held back my Thanksgiving Walt Disney World trip report due to time constraints, and I’m so excited to finally share it with you. We close this report out with a Disney snack roundup. Click here for the setup, and read all the posts in this report here. Onward! Welcome to the final post of my Thanksgiving at...
Continue readingA Walt Disney World Christmas In July Trip Report: 11/21/23
Christmas in July is here! I held back my Thanksgiving Walt Disney World trip report due to time constraints, and I’m so excited to finally share it with you. Click here for the setup, and read all the posts in this report here. Onward! I was always under the impression that Walt Disney World during Thanksgiving week was likely to be a...
Continue readingThat Disney Dining Thing: San Angel Inn Restaurante & Sci-Fi Dine-In
I’m getting out ahead of my Disney Christmas in July trip report with some avant food reviews! Read all the posts in this trip report here. Onward! The best Disney restaurants are not simply restaurants. What is a Disney park for but its elaborate themes? Not every table service meal in the World is guaranteed to be spectacular, but there...
Continue readingThoughts While Watching: Disney-MGM Studios Opening Day Celebration (1989)
Welcome back to my long running series Thoughts While Watching, where I react to vintage Disney and Disney parks media in real time. Vintage video + modern sensibilities = comedy, I guess? Almost two years ago exactly, I gave the TWW treatment to the Magic Kingdom grand opening television special. I must be slow on the uptake, because it...
Continue readingAll Those OTHER Disney Snacks
It’s trip report time once again! We’re wrapping this sucker up with one final post on Disney snacks and drinks that didn’t warrant their own entry. Check out all the posts from this report here. Onward! Okay, okay, ONE MORE trip report post and then you can all leave, promise. But I simply cannot let a Disney snack or drink go by...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: 11/07/23
It’s trip report time once again! Check out all the posts from this report here. Onward! Is anyone ever happy on the last day of their Disney trip? No. Never. But we make the best of it! On this bittersweet goodbye of a morning, we rolled out of bed, performed any last minute ablutions and packing activities, and dragged ourselves out of...
Continue readingNew WDW Restaurants! Trying Shiki-Sai & Roundup Rodeo BBQ
It’s trip report time once again! We’re taking a quick pause on the trip report proper to review some of the restaurants I tried on this trip. Check out all the posts from this report here. Onward! I ate at two new-to-newish table service restaurants during my Wine & Dine Weekend trip. Now that I’ve mentioned both in my trip report, let’s...
Continue readingThe Fairest Trip Report Of All: 11/05/23
More WDW trip report! When we last left off, I had just finished the Wine & Dine Half Marathon. Obviously the first thing to do after a race, be it a sorta-kinda triumph or no, is to take a hot shower. Always a great time, that. ...
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